PINTEREST FAIL

Some people see things as they are and say, "Why?" Some dream of things that never were and say, "Why not?"  Then those "Why not" people get on Pinterest and say, "Aww, screw the world, I'm gonna repin that!" and bless us with oodles of hideous source material for the latest edition of "Pinterest Fail!"  Let's get weird, yall!

CRYPTIC CHALKBOARD

All I can imagine is that this girl's psycho ex-boyfriend broke into her house,
murdered her and her new boyfriend and then scrawled this creepy message on the 
chalkboard before taking his own life.  

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ANNOYING BOOK DISPLAY

Just put your books on a shelf like a normal fucking person.

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THE ARTIST

This person is obviously not familiar with Vincent van Gogh's famous last words:
"If you ever reproduce my work and put it in your crappy berber stairway,
I will send my disembodied left ear to haunt you in your dreams."

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LITERARY STAIRWAY

(Insert a LeVar Burton "Bitch Please!" face here.)

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KEY ART

This would only be cool if you framed a key from your house and 
gave it to the guy you've been casually dating for two weeks and pronounced,
"You already have the key to my heart, now here's the key to my home."

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CORNER FRAMES

Just like a Katy Perry 3D movie, a book by a Real Housewife, 
or legwarmers for boots, the world does not need this shit.

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SCRABBLE ART

Or you could use the 'H' in home to write Hova, because as we all know, Jay-Z is Lord.  
In other news, will this totes clash with my Trivial Pursuit wall?

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REUSABLE PAPER TOWELS

I dare you to make one for the toilet paper.  DARE YOU.

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ACTION FIGURE NIGHT LIGHT

Bed side lamp or the back room at a 1970's gay bathhouse?

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PRETTY WOMAN

Okay, this is actually super sweet, except that I can't quit laughing
about the prospect of finding this laid out instead (with the exact same note).

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INITIAL TREE TOPPER

 Because you can never be reminded enough 
the first initial of your last name.  

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IRON TREE BED

Nothing says "sweet dreams" like a bed that looks like
the sacrificial altar of Hades, Greek god of the underworld.

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BIZARRE LIGHT FIXTURE

Just because the crackhead who pees in your bushes finally left you a
thank you gift, doesn't mean you should actually put it up in your house.

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AWKWARD FAMILY PHOTO

"Remember that time we watched mom and dad make out?"

- These kids 2 years from now