Do you ever settle in for an evening of Pinterest and find yourself traveling into the deepest recesses of your mind? (Cue X-Files theme song here) Places that never see the light of day. Dark places where a DIY shoe organizer made of old mailboxes and a no-sew curtain tutorial do a mystic waltz in the ballroom of your consciousness. You drift like a wayward cloud among the shipping crate shelving and slipcovers made of old t-shirts, and the world around you slowly fades to gray, a Benjamin Moore Kendall Charcoal Gray to be exact. Then you wake up 12 hours later, handcuffed in the basement meat locker of a Mandarin restaurant with a revolver pointed at your head by a guy named "Dizzy" who says you owe him $50 grand. No? Well maybe it's just me.
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