PINTEREST FAIL

Pinterest can be a pretty amazing place.  For those of us that love food, fashion, DIY or home decor, it is a virtual wonderland of fabulous ideas and "I would have never thought of that!" moments.  Unfortunately, it is available to everyone, so the inventive, creative and stylish are forced to mingle with the crazy cat ladies who make kitty condos out of old liquor boxes, cotton balls and underwear and feel the need to pass it on. Ladies and gents, I present your latest segment of "Pinterest Fail!" for those who just didn't quite make the grade.  

CREEPY SIGN

So what you're saying is that grandma's ghost is lurking around in our home?
I was wondering who the horrifying shadowy figure was standing above my bed last night.
By the way mom, she told me to tell you she'll never forgive you for putting this ugly
sign up in the house.  And she says to ditch the zebra candle too.

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INDOOR DOG HOUSE

Look, I love dogs more than anything, but just because you love Max,
doesn't mean you need to cut a hole in a wall and build him a tacky-ass
dog house inside your home.

In other news, Sebastian the Crab says "Come on in, de wa-tah is fine!"

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TACKY SOAP DISPENSER

Speaking of tacky-ass stuff, that brings us to this Jack Daniels soap dispenser.
First of all, I likes to get my drank on and don't want to associate my whiskey with soap.
Second of all, I love how the pinner thinks that putting it in the guy's bathroom makes it okay.
"Sure!  Put it in Joe's bathroom!  He loves tacky things! And he has dirty hands!"

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PEPTO BISMOL ROOM

This is the result of what happened when Alice came home from Wonderland,
became a seventy year old woman, and thought it would be fun to decorate while in the midst
of a teacup party acid flashback.  Look at her creepy shoes and glass of milk on the chair. (shivers).
Oh, she also said she wants you to be extra quiet while in her pink room.

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TIE-DYE SHOWER CURTAIN

This is what happens when a unicorn is showering and someone
sneaks in and and goes all Norman Bates on his ass and it gets all over the curtains.

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CHEESY SIGNS

The only way this would be acceptable in my house is if you changed the words to show negativity.
"Jerk" "Ass" "Fatso" "Destruction" "Rotten" "I Hate You""I Poisoned Your Dinner"
Those are the words that truly make a house a home.  

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POM POM FLOWERS

Dear Pinterest person,

Switch out the fuzz balls with cheese puffs and then we'll talk.

Love,
My Inner Fatass 

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CAT SHELVES

You know what would make this awesome?  If there were no cats on these.

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SAD CHRISTMAS DECOR

"Is that ALL you can come up with?"
- Jesus